Five Unexpected Reasons Your Head is Killing You

This morning I turned on my computer and saw this headline: Five Unexpected Reasons Your Head is Killing You.  It turns out it was an article in Women’s Health about headaches, but I refused to let that stop me from coming up with my own list.  Here it is.

Five Unexpected Reasons Your Head is Killing You

    1)   Remember that time you looked in the mirror and complained about the weird shape of your head?  Your head does.

    2)  What about that mullet haircut you got in the 80s?  In a way, you’ve got it coming.

    3)  Your head is curious about what it’s like to kill a person. 

    4)  Oh.  So, you don’t want your head to kill you?  You should have thought about that before you started seeing that other head!

     5)  It’s doing it for the money.  In retrospect, maybe it was a mistake to name your head as a beneficiary of your life insurance policy.

I hope you enjoyed this nonsensical list.  Have a nice day!